Proverbs

This is too good to leave till next week. And I think I can type them all in my remaining 3 minutes.
These are redone proverbs- pause to clap for Isabelle Steiner- Hope you enjoy.

If at first you don't succeed... you just die a loser!
Sometimes life may seem bad, but then you realise how much worse it actually is.
When you look at the world through rose-colored glasses, everyone else is pretty sure you're gay.
A bird in the hand is pretty useless.
All work and no play is what life's all about.
Better safe than sorry, if you want a sucky life.
Don't count your chickens after you've eaten them.
Opposites attract, that's why Americans and complete idiots hate eachother.
Repititon is the rule of monotony.
Look before you fall into the well.
Birds of a feather, eaten together.
Faith will move mountains and crush those little villages on the other side.
You're never too old to learn how stupid you are.
A Miss is much better than a Mrs.
Half a loaf is better than you.
All good things come to everyone except me.
Chaste is waste.
Curiosity killed the cat, we need to find this Curiosity.
There's a light at the end of every lamp.