FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we fucked up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college (aka: drinking buddies).
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
7 comments:
You know what...? I thought that was really funny. Did you make it all by yourself.
Hey
That anonymous person wasn't me!
You're going to confuse everyone, Anon.
It was great though.
Of course it was. Although I'm not sure that spending a night in jail means you 'messed up'.
A best friend would be saying, "Damn that was fun." and then black out and leave you to deal alone with the insane alcoholics in the opposite corner of the cell. Yeah.
((SKINS))
anon: didn't write it, but wish i did...
fish: yeah i knew it wasn't you, you're more inane.
but you're wrong! and i'm right. bwahah. spending a night in jail means you were having fun but you got caught. simple as. XD
So you're saying that "getting caught" is "screwing up"?
Since WHEN!?!
The anon was me... maybe you know me maybe you don't. I'm a big Aussie guy.
http://mealsnmuscles.blogspot.com
this is my blog and if you like food then check it out.
Keep the singing up Amanda, closure was the bomb.laters.
haha- of course I know you, Junior! =D
thanks for the compliment too... it made me blush.
is it ok i linked you?
Haha. I was talking to the fishy character when I said that course I know you,lol. Sure it's ok. The more people that us e my blog the better, I really am no good @ typing so it takes a while to type all that.
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